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A guide on your sex metabolism

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#1 Wizzard

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 11:47 PM

For the curious, here is a guide on your sex metabolism.

However, the following statements have not been scientifically proven...yet. :)

 

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OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth......................... 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................. 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot............192 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary................................ 112 Calories
69 lying down........................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy Style............................. 400 Calories
Italian chandelier...................... 972 Calories

ORGASM:
Real................................... 112 Calories
Fake.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years.............................. 80 Calories
40-49 years.............................. 124 Calories
50-59 years.............................. 972 Calories
60-69 years.............................. 2916 Calories
70 and over.......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..... 3521 Calories

 

 


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