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#1 Wizzard

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Posted 30 May 2014 - 08:39 AM

Teacher says to little Tommy 'Why weren't you at school yesterday?'
Tommy says 'My grandfather got burnt'

Teacher says 'Badly?'
Little Tommy says 'Yes, they don't f*ck about at the crematorium.'




A friend of mine says he is making love to twins, I said 'How can you tell the difference?'
He said ' Her brother has got a moustache".




A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!'




Hubby has ' I love you' tattooed on his penis, and goes home to show his wife, she says 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth'
God created man in his image, and man, being a gentleman, returned the favour.

#2 TheAJKMan

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 06:17 AM

Bwahaha, love that last one ;)
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"I love you" is eight letters long ..... but then again so is "bullshit."
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