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The miracle at Lourdes


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#1 Wizzard

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:36 AM

An Irish boy in a wheelchair went to the baths at Lourdes looking for a miracle but came out as unable to walk as he went in.
His disappointment was brought to a rapid end by his mother who shouted: "You ungrateful little bastard ! Look, there's a new set of tyres on the chair !"
God created man in his image, and man, being a gentleman, returned the favour.

#2 Diva

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:00 PM

Tee-hee!
That is Terrible!
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to
(a) mate with,
(B) eat,
© run away from, and
(d) rocks